baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

humorking:

me auditioning to model

image

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should not be berated  for not watching my mom every time she cooks while my older 20 year old brother can barely make pasta but is living in his own apartment away from home. I also should not be called weird just because when I get older, I would rather adopt instead of getting married and forming a traditional family. Apparently my beliefs are “abnormal and selfish for a girl”.
@aspiringdreamss
@daugz

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should not be berated  for not watching my mom every time she cooks while my older 20 year old brother can barely make pasta but is living in his own apartment away from home. I also should not be called weird just because when I get older, I would rather adopt instead of getting married and forming a traditional family. Apparently my beliefs are “abnormal and selfish for a girl”.

@aspiringdreamss

@daugz