the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

huffingtonpost:

Seeing Eye Cat Adopts Blind Dog As Best Friend, Guides Him Everywhere

This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.

Watch this unlikely duo’s incredible friendship grow and learn more about both Tervel and Pudditat here.

what-mom:

relationship goals

image

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

notean:

Magneto and Mystique = sassy popular girls 

#Look at the pure sassiness Ian McKellen is exuding

corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

spooken-not-written:

ladyinterior:

Magnificent Trees Around the World

TREES FUCKING RULE

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay